June 2012
May 2012
thepinesaredancing:
tell someone you love them today, because life is short. but SHOUT it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing
The thought of approaching someone and screaming, “ICH LIEBE DICH!” at the top of my lungs has had me laughing for a solid 60 seconds.
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sluttbutt:
OMFG
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHA
Sigh...
My phone is basically useless to me right now because I only want to talk to her but I don’t have her number.
Lol fuck me right?
Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
You know you wanna.
1: Real Name?
2: Current crush!?
3: Addiction?
4: How tall am I?
5: Relationship status?
6: Girls I trust?
7: Boys I trust?
9: Current mood?
10: When was the last time I did something for the 1st time?
11: Confession;
12: Who I miss?
13: Who I last hugged?
14: Who understands me?
15: Someone who is always there for me:
16: Last person you text?
17: Who’s a stranger:
18: Who makes me laugh the most?
19: Who I do the craziest stuff with?
20: Who makes me smile?
21: What am i listening to?
22: Turn on’s?
23: Turn offs?
24. Bestfriends?
26: Second confess?
27: What I hate?
28: Who’s annoying?
30: Last person to give you butterflies?
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My next girl...
Will be nothing like my ex girl!
Lmao
Gained another follower! Back to 105!
Fuck.
I spelled does wrong on that last post. Lol
"Cussing doesn't make you cool."
No but it sure dose make me laugh a whole fuckin’ lot, so I am perfectly happy doing it.
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Who wants to make me an iPhone Background?
Cause that’d be fucking awesome.
Like, the you’d be the coolest motherfucker ever.
postswing replied to your post: I wonder how many followers I can offend…
i am a follower and i am offended already
shut up matt… <3
Can I have a blow job?
lets-waste-time-chasing-cupid:
icrenshaw:
lets-waste-time-chasing-cupid:
icrenshaw:
Please?
Now, this right here ladies, is what we call ‘desperate’. :)
let me rephrase that.
“Get on your fucking knees and blow me.”
Sure, I’ll blow you.
When and where?
Oh the magic of post editing.
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Can I have a blow job?
lets-waste-time-chasing-cupid:
icrenshaw:
Please?
Now, this right here ladies, is what we call ‘desperate’. :)
let me rephrase that.
“Get on your fucking knees and blow me.”
I wonder how many followers I can offend...
in one night.
It's kinda funny.
I got to school with a lot of my followers and I never talk like just did on here, and a Rochelle liked the post haha. Weird.
Lol.
I lost a follower cause I asked for a blow job.
HEY. WHY WON’T YOU SUCK ME OFF?! I’LL EAT A PINEAPPLE BEFOREHAND IF THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT.
Can I have a blow job?
Please?
Fuck!
Those two fifty point assignments were going to pull me out of the D I have in chemistry, but they didn’t get turned it! God damn it!
Anonymous asked: i made $150 today on tumblrtasks(.)com check it out but dont tell anyone about it
Anonymous asked: 1-12
ßitch: True or False. DO IT. →
1. had sex? 2. bought condoms? 3. gotten pregnant? 4. failed a class? 5. kissed a boy? 6. kissed a girl? 7. used a little paper bag for lunch? 8. had a job? 9. slipped on ice? 10. missed the school bus? 11. left the house without my wallet? 12. bullied someone on the…
Ah, there's that feeling again.
:)
