Anonymous:
YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA
YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA
You sound high as fuck.
Anonymous:
I don't know if you know this, but you ruin every post you reblog on tumblr by adding on to it. Usually the joke is fine until you add something irrelevant or not funny.
I don't know if you know this, but you ruin every post you reblog on tumblr by adding on to it. Usually the joke is fine until you add something irrelevant or not funny.
Did you read that everyone? I ruin EVERY post on tumblr that I reblog! I’m sorry. Are you going to tell me to delete my blog next? Here try this: fuck you. I know what I added wasn’t funny. That’s the point. To kill the joke. Don’t like it? Delete the text when your dumb ass reblogs it. No need to come and bitch at me.
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
Cannoli.
(Source: pointy-earedbastard, via vagina-thumper)
tell someone you love them today, because life is short. but SHOUT it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusingThe thought of approaching someone and screaming, “ICH LIEBE DICH!” at the top of my lungs has had me laughing for a solid 60 seconds.
(Source: punkwiththestutter)
